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10/05/03

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What's Funny About Water?

By Micah, Jordon, Jessie, and Daniel

What should you do if you find a shark in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

 
Man: Can I have a fly rod and reel for my son?

Fishing Shop Owner: Sorry, sir, we don't do trades.

What do you get if you cross a rose with a pike?

I don't know but I wouldn't put my nose too close to smell it

What is yellow and dangerous?

Pike-infested custard.

Billy Bob and Jethro decide to go ice fishing. After arriving at the lake early in the morning, they cut two holes in the lake and drop their lines in the water.  After fishing for a few hours, Billy Bob has caught dozens of fish while Jethro hasn't even gotten a bite.

Jethro asks, "Billy Bob, what's your secret?"

Billy Bob answers, "Mmu motta meep da mmrms mmrm."

Jethro asks, "What did you say?"

Billy Bob answers, "Mmu motta meep da mmrms mmrm."

Jethro again asks, "What?"

Billy Bob spits into his hand and says, "You gotta keep the worms warm!"

What side of a fish has the most scales?

The outside.

What kind of sea creature eats its victims two by two?

Noah's shark

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